Super heroes, heart problems and Paris Hilton

I do hope that the spammers move on from Paris Hilton as I need a bit of variety in my life. And simply "Paris Hilton does x" or "Paris Hilton and y sex tape" is not going to make a particularly interesting blog. For one thing, constantly having one name in the subjects is going to make blocking the things very easy.

Before I get on to the new Hilton ones, it seems that speculation on the sexuality of superheroes is a new technique that spammers have moved on to after I spotted (not in the title, but in the body) Robocop is a gay. Unfortunately. I feel that's completely unnecessary! Not only because of the issues regarding "outing" people (has Robocop ever said anything about his private life?), there's nothing unfortunate about it! If it's true (it's not my place the speculate either way), then the writer of that spam should be ashamed of themselves. Have the past forty years just passed you by?

Moving to Britney Spears, I received the frankly bizarre Britney Spears Denies Having Seminal Moments with Her Angina. Do enough people really expect Britney Spears' heart problems to be that revolutionary to warrant a denial?

Something that probably would be cause for denial (perhaps even a lawsuit), if the man in question were to find out words were being attributed to him is something that came to me with the rather generic title "Weekly Top News" from a "Top News Agency". It declared:

Bid Laden support for Gay Marriage

A new video of the al-Quaeda chief was posted on the internet today in which he called for praise and understanding of "our brethren who share the same bed".

A definite development, particularly from the Robocop message. If only it were true.

Finally for the moment, following on from her endorsement of Ron Paul yesterday it appears that she thinks he's still standing and is announcing her interest in being his Secretary of Defense with Paris Hilton To Invade Rwanda.